This site was wiped in June of 2009, and is still being repaired.
My name is Kit Farman. Why Defective Watermelons? It was an idea I had when I was 12, which like all 12 year old’s ideas, was completely stupid. It consisted of a watermelon that basically exploded. Now that’s one hell of a defect, don’t you say?
So I made the fake company “Defective Watermelons, Inc.” and have been using it as my web presence since 2002. I put a lot of work into designing the logos and website, just to feel more professional without actually being real. It’s evolved from a fake company to my main photography site, a burger review site, a personal blog, and a place where I host images.
And now it’s simply a portal, where you’ll find these Defective Watermelons, Inc. products: Kit Farman Photography, and Burger Blog.